a certain application of the uncertainty principle in the restless life of Luther Plink
I cannot teach my dog new tricks. He is not an old dog. He is young, really. So why will not my dog be able to perform new tricks? I teach my dog the tricks. I am a good teacher. I am patient. I have much good strategy when it comes to trick teaching. I lie down. I pant. I put my hands up like paws. These are things my dog can see. He can see me do these things. I roll over. I do these things again and again. My dog watches. My dog does not do these things. My dog wanders away. My dog gets bored. My dog eats raisins from the floor. It is hopeless. My young dog does not do old tricks. He does not do new tricks. He is a good dog. I love him so. I would like him to be able to do some tricks. Is it not too much to ask for him to do just a few simple tricks now and then? If there is a Milky Way bar in my freezer, I think I will eat it.
