Archimedes of Syracuse
don’t put the toilet paper roll back on
not on backwards
don’t put the
toilet paper roll
on backwards
not today
no no no way
let’s all do something the same
let’s get it right
for now
just for today
let the angels sing for us
because the toilet
paper roll is not on backwards
west is the direction
east is the way
we are not scrub brushes
we have eyelashes
we make cookies
don’t go putting that toilet paper roll
no no no
don’t go
no no no
not on backwards
no
let’s get it right
no way it’ll be today
no no no
let that toilet paper hang down
properly
yes
just like that
holy
shit
